1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:09,687 --> 00:00:13,937 And now it's time for my favorite part of your dining experience. 3 00:00:13,938 --> 00:00:16,218 The check! 4 00:00:17,433 --> 00:00:19,702 Guys, relax. I'm paying today. 5 00:00:19,703 --> 00:00:22,965 My new job at the dojo means I can treat my friends to a nice meal. 6 00:00:22,966 --> 00:00:24,133 You guys want dessert? 7 00:00:24,134 --> 00:00:26,842 Oh, I'm good. Dessert at Phil's is disgusting. 8 00:00:26,843 --> 00:00:30,376 It's just a scoop of hummus drizzled with sweet mold. 9 00:00:30,377 --> 00:00:32,661 Forget dessert. I wanna go work out. 10 00:00:32,662 --> 00:00:33,958 Whoa. 11 00:00:33,959 --> 00:00:35,960 That's a little bit more than I expected. 12 00:00:35,961 --> 00:00:39,154 Um, we didn't order five baba ghanoush platters. 13 00:00:39,155 --> 00:00:40,789 Oh. No, I did. 14 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:42,291 Yeah, I heard you were buying. 15 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:44,472 Thanks, Jack. 16 00:00:44,473 --> 00:00:46,595 Phil: Put on your fancy hairnet, Tootsie! 17 00:00:46,596 --> 00:00:49,056 [Goat bleats] 18 00:00:49,068 --> 00:00:50,799 Uh, you have to leave. 19 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:53,368 - You, leave! - You can stay. 20 00:00:53,369 --> 00:00:55,304 - You can stay. - Phil, what are you doing? 21 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:57,825 The Prince of Hachmachistan is coming here to see me, 22 00:00:57,826 --> 00:01:00,776 and I don't want him looking at anyone who's not pleasing to the eyes. 23 00:01:00,777 --> 00:01:02,611 And I'll be honest with you, Milton... 24 00:01:02,612 --> 00:01:06,247 You, my friend, very much on the fence. 25 00:01:06,248 --> 00:01:08,417 Why is the Prince of Hachmachistan in Seaford? 26 00:01:08,418 --> 00:01:12,175 Hachmachistan is gonna use the port of Seaford for all of its American trading. 27 00:01:12,176 --> 00:01:15,391 There's gonna be a royal reception tomorrow night at the Seaford Tower. 28 00:01:15,392 --> 00:01:17,596 And I'll be attending. You know why? 29 00:01:17,597 --> 00:01:20,561 Because you're a nerd with no life. 30 00:01:20,562 --> 00:01:22,542 And... 31 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:27,735 I'm President of the Student United Nations Club. 32 00:01:27,736 --> 00:01:30,605 Phil: He's here! He's here! 33 00:01:30,606 --> 00:01:33,609 Phil: Welcome, welcome, Your Highness. 34 00:01:33,610 --> 00:01:35,310 Welcome. 35 00:01:35,311 --> 00:01:40,381 If the redheaded bird boy offends you, he's out. 36 00:01:40,382 --> 00:01:43,218 My name is Yuval, Prince of Hachmachistan. 37 00:01:43,219 --> 00:01:46,475 When a man from my country sees a beautiful woman, 38 00:01:46,476 --> 00:01:49,372 there is a customary greeting. May I? 39 00:01:49,373 --> 00:01:50,776 [High-pitched giggle] 40 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:52,697 'Kay. 41 00:01:54,596 --> 00:01:56,660 [Wailing scream] [Spits] 42 00:01:56,661 --> 00:01:59,567 You're good, handsome. 43 00:01:59,568 --> 00:02:00,435 [Coins clinking] 44 00:02:00,436 --> 00:02:02,468 Hey, Jack. You want me to help you with our check? 45 00:02:02,469 --> 00:02:04,128 Relax, I got it. 46 00:02:04,129 --> 00:02:06,512 No, I got it. 47 00:02:06,513 --> 00:02:08,900 Put your little pennies away. 48 00:02:08,901 --> 00:02:13,060 I would like the honor of treating this lovely lady and her friends. 49 00:02:13,061 --> 00:02:14,672 [Sighs] Excuse me. 50 00:02:14,673 --> 00:02:16,385 Uvula, is it? 51 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:18,754 Yeah, thanks, but I'm paying that. 52 00:02:18,755 --> 00:02:20,923 Can you believe this guy? I pay my own checks. 53 00:02:20,924 --> 00:02:23,292 Too late! It is paid. 54 00:02:23,293 --> 00:02:25,394 Oh, I'm sorry, would anyone care for some dessert? 55 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:27,229 I could go for some dessert. 56 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:29,081 You literally just said you wanted to work out. 57 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:32,341 Well, now I want dessert, Jack. 58 00:02:32,342 --> 00:02:33,451 Fine. 59 00:02:33,452 --> 00:02:34,896 [Rock music playing] 60 00:02:34,897 --> 00:02:35,901 - Don't... - Don't... 61 00:02:35,902 --> 00:02:36,882 - You... - You... 62 00:02:36,883 --> 00:02:38,141 Get all tough with me! 63 00:02:38,142 --> 00:02:38,888 I'm saying... 64 00:02:38,889 --> 00:02:39,897 - Won't... - Won't... 65 00:02:39,898 --> 00:02:40,824 - You... - You... 66 00:02:40,825 --> 00:02:42,245 Come kick it with me? 67 00:02:42,246 --> 00:02:44,514 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 68 00:02:44,515 --> 00:02:46,416 - That's just how we do. - Come on! 69 00:02:46,417 --> 00:02:51,585 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 70 00:02:51,586 --> 00:02:53,610 Here we go, let's start the party! 71 00:02:53,611 --> 00:02:55,160 Chop it up like it's karate. 72 00:02:55,161 --> 00:02:56,529 Everybody! 73 00:02:56,530 --> 00:02:57,815 - Don't... - Don't... 74 00:02:57,816 --> 00:02:58,832 - You... - You... 75 00:02:58,833 --> 00:03:00,052 Get all tough with me! 76 00:03:00,053 --> 00:03:00,788 I'm saying... 77 00:03:00,789 --> 00:03:01,827 - Won't... - Won't... 78 00:03:01,828 --> 00:03:02,737 - You... - You... 79 00:03:02,738 --> 00:03:04,200 Come kick it with me? 80 00:03:04,201 --> 00:03:06,757 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 81 00:03:06,758 --> 00:03:08,488 - That's just how we do. - Come on! 82 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:14,389 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 83 00:03:19,993 --> 00:03:22,121 [Dreamily] And when the Prince said goodbye, 84 00:03:22,122 --> 00:03:26,688 he leaned in close and looked at me with those big beautiful cow eyes and... 85 00:03:26,689 --> 00:03:28,634 You wanna know what I said to him? 86 00:03:28,635 --> 00:03:30,495 Moo? 87 00:03:31,142 --> 00:03:33,753 No, Jack. I didn't say m... 88 00:03:33,754 --> 00:03:36,360 Wait, I was thinking about cows. 89 00:03:36,361 --> 00:03:38,346 What if...? Oh, no, I probably did. 90 00:03:38,347 --> 00:03:41,642 Way to go, Kim. A Prince comes to town and you moo him. 91 00:03:41,643 --> 00:03:45,184 Get over it, Kim. He's just obnoxious pretty boy royalty. 92 00:03:45,185 --> 00:03:46,616 [Animal chirps] 93 00:03:46,617 --> 00:03:48,432 - Jerry: Don't bite me. - What is that thing? 94 00:03:48,433 --> 00:03:50,394 It's a Lemur from Madagascar. 95 00:03:50,395 --> 00:03:53,560 Yeah, part of my job at the Seaford Animal Park is taking care of it. 96 00:03:53,561 --> 00:03:57,411 It sleeps all day and spends its nights in a treetop licking itself. 97 00:03:57,412 --> 00:03:59,392 Lucky! 98 00:03:59,900 --> 00:04:02,397 Yeah, there's a chance it might be carrying Madagascar Madness, 99 00:04:02,398 --> 00:04:04,302 so I'm keeping him quarantined for the week. 100 00:04:04,303 --> 00:04:07,006 Big news, people! Big news! 101 00:04:07,007 --> 00:04:09,534 I have been asked by the Prince to present him with the symbolic 102 00:04:09,535 --> 00:04:13,012 key to the city of Seaford at his royal reception tomorrow night. 103 00:04:13,013 --> 00:04:14,717 Congrats, Phil. 104 00:04:14,718 --> 00:04:19,647 - But what's with the roses? - There are for the Kims. 105 00:04:19,648 --> 00:04:23,548 He also wanted you to have this. 106 00:04:24,621 --> 00:04:25,497 [Gasps] 107 00:04:25,498 --> 00:04:30,191 Diamonds? I can't believe this. No boy's ever given me a necklace before. 108 00:04:30,192 --> 00:04:32,899 Excuse me. Uh, I gave you one. 109 00:04:32,900 --> 00:04:38,195 Oh, that's right. The one you made me at summer camp made out of macaroni. 110 00:04:38,196 --> 00:04:39,913 It was rigatoni. 111 00:04:39,914 --> 00:04:42,308 Learn your pasta, woman. 112 00:04:42,309 --> 00:04:44,826 Jack, you're just jealous because you weren't invited. 113 00:04:44,827 --> 00:04:46,613 Please, there's not a guy in the world that 114 00:04:46,614 --> 00:04:49,172 would wanna go to some fancy ball for a Prince. 115 00:04:49,173 --> 00:04:52,343 I wanna go! I wanna go! I wanna go! 116 00:04:52,344 --> 00:04:55,888 Sorry, Rudy. Nobody gets in without an invitation. 117 00:04:55,889 --> 00:04:59,158 Although, if you are willing to pose as my man-servant... 118 00:04:59,159 --> 00:05:03,177 Ah, excuse me, I am a third-degree black belt and a respected Sensei. 119 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:05,500 - There is no way that... - All-you-can-eat cheese balls. 120 00:05:05,501 --> 00:05:09,341 Pick you up at eight, my Liege. 121 00:05:14,393 --> 00:05:18,111 You two gotta check out this video of Joan the security guard I put online. 122 00:05:18,112 --> 00:05:20,868 Joan: Base, I'm involved in a high-speed chase. 123 00:05:20,869 --> 00:05:23,149 Pull it... 124 00:05:23,728 --> 00:05:25,648 Over! 125 00:05:27,086 --> 00:05:29,366 Okay. Wow! 126 00:05:29,521 --> 00:05:32,129 Got ourselves a comedian here. 127 00:05:32,130 --> 00:05:34,603 Well, hardy har har. 128 00:05:34,604 --> 00:05:36,550 How about this for a laugh? 129 00:05:36,551 --> 00:05:39,455 You, Sir, are in... 130 00:05:39,456 --> 00:05:41,408 Bad move, perp. 131 00:05:41,409 --> 00:05:44,832 You just woke up the jackrabbit, huh? 132 00:05:44,833 --> 00:05:47,637 Oh! Oh! Oh, pulled a hammy! 133 00:05:47,638 --> 00:05:48,941 Pulled a hammy! 134 00:05:48,942 --> 00:05:50,591 [All laughing] 135 00:05:50,592 --> 00:05:53,079 Oh, it still cracks me up. 136 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:57,520 Yeah, that thing is... not funny at all! 137 00:05:58,424 --> 00:06:01,762 My boss saw that video, and now I'm suspended 138 00:06:01,763 --> 00:06:05,091 unless I pass the Mall Cop fitness test. 139 00:06:05,092 --> 00:06:08,629 Yeah, when I took this job, I didn't know I had to be something called "in shape". 140 00:06:08,630 --> 00:06:09,927 [Mouthing] 141 00:06:09,928 --> 00:06:13,629 You know what, Joan? I'm gonna help you pass that test. 142 00:06:13,630 --> 00:06:16,084 Yeah. You are. 143 00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:18,526 You know, this job means everything to me. 144 00:06:18,527 --> 00:06:23,047 If you... you take away my keys, my badge, my uniform, you know what's left? 145 00:06:23,048 --> 00:06:26,648 A crazy naked lady in boots. 146 00:06:27,381 --> 00:06:30,501 [Voice breaking] Bingo. 147 00:06:31,685 --> 00:06:33,211 - [Straining] - You can do this, Joan. 148 00:06:33,212 --> 00:06:34,771 - I can't. - You're so close! Come on. 149 00:06:34,772 --> 00:06:36,488 I ca... [straining] 150 00:06:36,489 --> 00:06:38,489 [Groaning] 151 00:06:38,490 --> 00:06:40,579 [Panting] 152 00:06:40,580 --> 00:06:41,823 [Chuckles] 153 00:06:41,824 --> 00:06:43,396 Woo-wee! 154 00:06:43,397 --> 00:06:47,306 Tying your shoe can be a workout. 155 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:49,783 - [Watch beeps] - Oh. It's time to feed my Lemur. 156 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:51,105 Yeah, then we can start training. 157 00:06:51,106 --> 00:06:53,039 Be right back. Gotta grab his food. 158 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:56,200 - Huh, I've never seen a Lemur before. - [Lemur chirps] 159 00:06:56,201 --> 00:06:58,421 [Chuckles] 160 00:06:59,129 --> 00:07:02,218 Oh. Look, you're kinda cute. 161 00:07:02,219 --> 00:07:03,359 [Lemur hisses] 162 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:05,883 Oh, getting a little hissy, missy, huh? 163 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:07,219 [Chuckles] 164 00:07:07,220 --> 00:07:08,442 [Hisses] 165 00:07:08,443 --> 00:07:10,413 [Hisses] 166 00:07:10,414 --> 00:07:11,782 [Hisses] 167 00:07:11,783 --> 00:07:12,634 [Hisses] 168 00:07:12,635 --> 00:07:13,912 [Hisses ferociously] 169 00:07:13,913 --> 00:07:16,242 Why, you little... [hisses] 170 00:07:16,243 --> 00:07:19,987 - [Lemur hisses loudly] - Whoa! Oh! 171 00:07:19,988 --> 00:07:21,203 [Joan screaming] 172 00:07:21,204 --> 00:07:26,353 Woo! That's what I'm talking about. Way to work out, Joan! No pain, no gain! 173 00:07:26,354 --> 00:07:31,274 - A lot of pain! A lot of pain! - Whoa! Jeez! 174 00:07:35,287 --> 00:07:37,327 [Gulps] 175 00:07:38,042 --> 00:07:39,944 Oh, Joan, this is bad. 176 00:07:39,945 --> 00:07:41,885 - He bit you. - Oh. 177 00:07:41,886 --> 00:07:45,182 He's being quarantined because they think he might be carrying Madagascar Madness. 178 00:07:45,183 --> 00:07:49,322 Oh, I'd be more worried about the Lemur, Jerry. 179 00:07:49,323 --> 00:07:51,953 I was once bit by a kangaroo at a petting zoo, and 180 00:07:51,954 --> 00:07:55,559 he started twitching and crawled into his own pouch. 181 00:07:55,560 --> 00:08:00,051 Poor fella sneezed and turned himself inside-out. 182 00:08:00,052 --> 00:08:03,000 It's not as cool as kickin' it with you! 183 00:08:03,001 --> 00:08:07,381 - [Vacuum humming] - [Rock music playing] 184 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:30,840 What are you doing in here? This place is closed. 185 00:08:31,796 --> 00:08:34,588 Really? A tranquilizer dart? 186 00:08:34,589 --> 00:08:37,169 [Both grunting] 187 00:08:51,682 --> 00:08:54,130 The silent alarm went off, Jack. What's going on? 188 00:08:54,131 --> 00:08:57,438 I caught this guy breaking in, and he tried to shoot me with a tranquilizer dart. 189 00:08:57,439 --> 00:09:00,799 We'll take it from here. 190 00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:04,119 [Moaning] 191 00:09:17,571 --> 00:09:20,215 [British accent] Good afternoon, Agent 34. The Prince of... 192 00:09:20,216 --> 00:09:23,436 [Emphatically] Hachmachistan is in grave danger from this man. 193 00:09:23,437 --> 00:09:24,792 Phil? 194 00:09:24,793 --> 00:09:26,984 Phil's a falafel maker. He wouldn't hurt a fly. 195 00:09:26,985 --> 00:09:32,393 For several years he's been posing as a falafel maker who wouldn't hurt a fly. 196 00:09:32,394 --> 00:09:34,863 He's actually a dangerous hit man. 197 00:09:34,864 --> 00:09:39,601 Yesterday, our surveillance team took this photo of him buying a toxic vapor. 198 00:09:39,602 --> 00:09:42,458 If this vapor is released tonight at the royal reception, 199 00:09:42,459 --> 00:09:44,494 the Prince and everyone attending... 200 00:09:44,495 --> 00:09:46,637 Will be eliminated. 201 00:09:46,638 --> 00:09:51,198 [Sighs] This just doesn't make any sense. 202 00:09:56,914 --> 00:09:58,415 I don't know what's sparkling more... 203 00:09:58,416 --> 00:10:01,751 The diamonds or your eyes. 204 00:10:01,752 --> 00:10:03,954 You care for some punch? 205 00:10:03,955 --> 00:10:07,884 Uh, no! I mean... I mean, yes yes. [Nervous chuckle] 206 00:10:07,885 --> 00:10:09,325 I mean... 207 00:10:09,326 --> 00:10:11,186 Moo? 208 00:10:15,166 --> 00:10:16,514 Rudy: I look ridiculous! 209 00:10:16,515 --> 00:10:18,717 Phil: You look like traditional Hachmachi man-servant. 210 00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:22,798 Now get out there and introduce me! 211 00:10:26,754 --> 00:10:28,477 [Clears throat] 212 00:10:28,478 --> 00:10:31,576 Now presenting the grand high exalted... 213 00:10:31,577 --> 00:10:34,697 Mystic falafel maker... 214 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:38,756 And all-around super guy... 215 00:10:38,757 --> 00:10:40,256 Phil. 216 00:10:40,257 --> 00:10:43,271 That's right! Phil is in the house! 217 00:10:43,272 --> 00:10:45,571 What is up, Iceland? Looking chill, baby. 218 00:10:45,572 --> 00:10:47,492 Brrr. 219 00:10:49,487 --> 00:10:52,435 Oh, this is great, just great, my friends are in danger, 220 00:10:52,436 --> 00:10:55,148 and I take out the one Government Agent who was sent to help them. 221 00:10:55,149 --> 00:10:57,909 That is so Jack! 222 00:10:58,636 --> 00:11:01,666 The royal reception is being held at the Seaford Tower. 223 00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:03,096 Due to heightened security, 224 00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:07,315 the only viable point of access is an air vent located on the 86th floor. 225 00:11:07,316 --> 00:11:10,861 This air vent will grant you access to the air duct system. 226 00:11:10,862 --> 00:11:12,511 Yeah, no problem getting up there. 227 00:11:12,512 --> 00:11:15,966 All I need is a pair of super high-tech sticky gloves. 228 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:20,912 You've been issued a pair of super high-tech sticky gloves. 229 00:11:20,913 --> 00:11:25,531 Everything else you need to carry out this mission safely is located in the backpack. 230 00:11:25,532 --> 00:11:28,532 Good luck, Agent 34. 231 00:11:43,741 --> 00:11:46,381 I can do this. 232 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:50,560 Nope, I can't do this. 233 00:11:59,532 --> 00:12:02,134 Joan, I don't think you can take this test tonight. 234 00:12:02,135 --> 00:12:05,558 You might have a touch of the Madagascar Madness. 235 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:08,574 [Shakily] What makes you say that? I feel fine. 236 00:12:08,575 --> 00:12:12,311 - I should probably call a doctor. - You're not calling anyone! 237 00:12:12,312 --> 00:12:15,732 I've never felt so alive! 238 00:12:16,449 --> 00:12:19,389 [Rock music playing] 239 00:12:24,008 --> 00:12:25,738 Woo! 240 00:12:25,739 --> 00:12:28,034 Yeah, I'd say you're ready for the test, Joan. 241 00:12:28,035 --> 00:12:30,765 Ah, I feel... [howling] Good! 242 00:12:30,766 --> 00:12:33,166 [Wolf howls] 243 00:12:34,438 --> 00:12:40,338 Would you listen to that. My friend Donna just caught a rabbit. 244 00:12:45,010 --> 00:12:46,212 [Groaning] 245 00:12:46,213 --> 00:12:47,880 [Exhales] 246 00:12:47,881 --> 00:12:51,121 Finally, the 86th floor. 247 00:12:53,152 --> 00:12:54,587 [Beeping erratically] 248 00:12:54,588 --> 00:12:56,555 Oh, no. Oh, this can't be good. 249 00:12:56,556 --> 00:12:58,090 [Power whirrs down] 250 00:12:58,091 --> 00:12:59,990 Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! 251 00:12:59,991 --> 00:13:02,271 [Screaming] 252 00:13:11,303 --> 00:13:13,897 "Self-launching grappling hook". 253 00:13:13,898 --> 00:13:15,758 Yes! 254 00:13:19,743 --> 00:13:22,203 [Hook clangs] 255 00:13:22,994 --> 00:13:24,383 Huh. 256 00:13:24,384 --> 00:13:26,138 I wonder what this button does. 257 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,599 [Yelps] Whoa! 258 00:13:30,355 --> 00:13:33,085 Vent... my way in. 259 00:13:33,086 --> 00:13:36,506 All right, let's do this. 260 00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:02,755 Joan Malone is ready for her test. 261 00:14:02,756 --> 00:14:05,058 All right. Go on my whistle. 262 00:14:05,059 --> 00:14:07,326 [Breathing heavily] 263 00:14:07,327 --> 00:14:10,439 - [Growling] - Joan. Joan, listen. 264 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:12,331 You see that guy over there with the stopwatch? 265 00:14:12,332 --> 00:14:13,671 [Grunting] Mm-hmm mm-hmm. 266 00:14:13,672 --> 00:14:16,672 He's the only thing standing between you and getting your job back. 267 00:14:16,673 --> 00:14:20,905 - [Snarling] - Hey hey! Stop it! Stop it. 268 00:14:20,906 --> 00:14:22,083 You know what to do, right? 269 00:14:22,084 --> 00:14:24,586 - [Grunts] - Ready? Perfect. 270 00:14:24,587 --> 00:14:26,875 Okay, Mr. Richards. She's ready. 271 00:14:26,876 --> 00:14:28,047 [Whistle tweets] 272 00:14:28,048 --> 00:14:31,134 - [Joan growls] - [Shrieking] 273 00:14:31,135 --> 00:14:32,815 Joan, no! Bad girl! 274 00:14:32,816 --> 00:14:34,916 [Growls] 275 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,655 [Shrieking] 276 00:14:39,291 --> 00:14:43,770 And to think, such a small man like me... 277 00:14:43,771 --> 00:14:46,765 Is giving my Prince such a big key. 278 00:14:46,766 --> 00:14:47,989 [Sobs] 279 00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:51,303 No no. I promised myself I wouldn't cry. 280 00:14:51,304 --> 00:14:53,464 [Sobbing] 281 00:14:53,773 --> 00:14:59,673 [Composedly] Oh, yes, crying is definitely the way to go. Nice! 282 00:15:01,893 --> 00:15:04,191 You remind me of someone. 283 00:15:04,192 --> 00:15:07,194 Are you the Brad Pitts? 284 00:15:07,195 --> 00:15:09,415 [Grunting] 285 00:15:11,423 --> 00:15:12,813 No no no no no no no! 286 00:15:12,814 --> 00:15:14,585 - Oh! - [Thuds] 287 00:15:14,586 --> 00:15:17,226 [Toilet flushes] 288 00:15:23,502 --> 00:15:28,702 [American accent] And to think, a small man like me... 289 00:15:28,703 --> 00:15:30,070 Is [Clears throat] 290 00:15:30,071 --> 00:15:33,499 [Foreign accent] A small man like me is giving my Prince... 291 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,500 Such a big big key. 292 00:15:41,820 --> 00:15:44,340 [Vapor hisses] 293 00:15:47,058 --> 00:15:51,858 [American accent] Ugh. Man, this guy is ugly. 294 00:15:52,511 --> 00:15:55,049 But Joan, you got the shots. The madness is over. 295 00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:57,125 And so is my career. 296 00:15:57,126 --> 00:15:58,277 [Both sigh] 297 00:15:58,278 --> 00:16:00,232 Might as well go face the music. 298 00:16:00,233 --> 00:16:02,753 [Sighs deeply] 299 00:16:03,514 --> 00:16:04,491 [Exhales] 300 00:16:04,492 --> 00:16:07,179 - Mr. Richards. - What happened to me? 301 00:16:07,180 --> 00:16:12,039 All I remember is being attacked by some beast. 302 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,798 Mr. Richards, there's something that I need to tell you. 303 00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:16,470 [Inhales and exhales deeply] 304 00:16:16,471 --> 00:16:18,216 I was the one who... 305 00:16:18,217 --> 00:16:20,659 Saved your life. 306 00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:23,159 - What? - Yeah. 307 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,033 Yeah, that's right. Everybody ran in fear. But not Joan. 308 00:16:26,034 --> 00:16:27,113 Mm-mm. 309 00:16:27,114 --> 00:16:29,408 You saved me? 310 00:16:29,409 --> 00:16:31,329 Uh... 311 00:16:31,837 --> 00:16:33,672 I did. 312 00:16:33,673 --> 00:16:37,033 I did what the boy said. 313 00:16:38,277 --> 00:16:40,412 I don't know how I'll ever thank you. 314 00:16:40,413 --> 00:16:42,880 You're exactly the kind of guard we need. 315 00:16:42,881 --> 00:16:46,851 You'll have a job here as long as you want one. 316 00:16:46,852 --> 00:16:49,168 Oh, wait a minute. Huh! 317 00:16:49,169 --> 00:16:52,158 What makes you think that I still want a job here? 318 00:16:52,159 --> 00:16:53,400 Huh? 319 00:16:53,401 --> 00:16:55,906 Someone like me could get a job anywhere. I mean... 320 00:16:55,907 --> 00:16:56,811 [Retches] 321 00:16:56,812 --> 00:16:59,272 [Joan coughs] 322 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,906 Is that my hair? 323 00:17:03,907 --> 00:17:06,547 See you Monday! 324 00:17:06,839 --> 00:17:09,359 [Phil moaning] 325 00:17:13,079 --> 00:17:15,159 [Sighs] One too many shrimp puffs? 326 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:18,100 Been there, brother. 327 00:17:28,894 --> 00:17:31,664 All right, Phil, you've got one chance to tell me what's going on. 328 00:17:31,665 --> 00:17:37,402 I don't know. I was attacked by a man wearing a mask that looked just like me. 329 00:17:37,403 --> 00:17:39,338 Whoa, a mask? 330 00:17:39,339 --> 00:17:45,239 He was so handsome, Jack, I cried a little each time I struck him. 331 00:17:45,737 --> 00:17:49,146 Well, that's it. The hit man must be a master of disguise. 332 00:17:49,147 --> 00:17:51,850 He's using your face to get close to the Prince. 333 00:17:51,851 --> 00:17:53,786 He's ruining my big night. 334 00:17:53,787 --> 00:17:55,970 After the Prince signs the trade agreement, 335 00:17:55,971 --> 00:17:58,557 I'm supposed to present him with this big key. 336 00:17:58,558 --> 00:18:00,959 I should be up there right now. 337 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:04,564 It just doesn't make any sense. 338 00:18:04,565 --> 00:18:06,133 Unless... 339 00:18:06,134 --> 00:18:08,865 The toxic vapor is in a duplicate key. 340 00:18:08,866 --> 00:18:11,745 He must be using a duplicate key! 341 00:18:11,746 --> 00:18:13,668 Hey! Oh! Jack? 342 00:18:13,669 --> 00:18:15,557 Jack, you dropped one of your gloves. 343 00:18:15,558 --> 00:18:17,478 Jack? 344 00:18:20,027 --> 00:18:21,817 Ooh. [Gasps] 345 00:18:21,818 --> 00:18:23,798 Fancy! 346 00:18:26,425 --> 00:18:27,241 [Straining] 347 00:18:27,242 --> 00:18:29,019 Oh! 348 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,536 [Clears throat] 349 00:18:30,537 --> 00:18:33,122 Presenting the key to the city... 350 00:18:33,123 --> 00:18:36,963 Hachmachistan's own Falafel Phil. 351 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:43,050 Hey, waiter with the cheese balls, I've been looking for you. 352 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:46,865 [Key whirrs] 353 00:18:46,866 --> 00:18:48,562 - Wait, stop! - Jack?! 354 00:18:48,563 --> 00:18:51,263 [Scattered gasps] 355 00:18:52,738 --> 00:18:54,317 [Both grunting] 356 00:18:54,318 --> 00:18:55,588 - Throw it! - What? 357 00:18:55,589 --> 00:18:59,646 The key... throw it out the window now! 358 00:18:59,647 --> 00:19:02,287 [Glass shatters] 359 00:19:24,351 --> 00:19:26,448 Jack, what are you doing to Phil? 360 00:19:26,449 --> 00:19:27,716 He's not Phil. 361 00:19:27,717 --> 00:19:29,952 - [American accent] Who are you? - Brewer. 362 00:19:29,953 --> 00:19:32,353 Jack Brewer. 363 00:19:34,890 --> 00:19:37,170 [All gasp] 364 00:19:41,997 --> 00:19:47,301 And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling kids! 365 00:19:47,302 --> 00:19:49,625 Jack, how did you... I mean, why did you... 366 00:19:49,626 --> 00:19:52,656 - What was the... [mimics explosion]? - Look... 367 00:19:52,657 --> 00:19:54,537 I'll explain the whole thing later. 368 00:19:54,538 --> 00:19:59,860 Kim! Kim! You and this boy with the amazing hair saved my life. 369 00:19:59,861 --> 00:20:02,527 I have never met a girl like you. You must be my Princess. 370 00:20:02,528 --> 00:20:03,818 You will come to my country... 371 00:20:03,819 --> 00:20:05,667 [Exhales and chuckles] Not gonna happen, hon'. 372 00:20:05,668 --> 00:20:08,416 I mean, look, you're a nice guy, but, uh, 373 00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:14,317 honestly, I don't think I'm cut out for this whole royalty thing. 374 00:20:17,276 --> 00:20:19,401 I owe you my sincere appreciation. 375 00:20:19,402 --> 00:20:21,703 I hope you know you are a very wealthy man. 376 00:20:21,704 --> 00:20:24,740 Oh, I do. Oh, which reminds me. 377 00:20:24,741 --> 00:20:27,829 Here's 39.50 from the bill at Falafel Phil's. 378 00:20:27,830 --> 00:20:31,946 When I say I'm treating my friends to lunch, I treat my friends to lunch. 379 00:20:31,947 --> 00:20:34,663 I'm still short about four bucks, but I figured I saved your life. 380 00:20:34,664 --> 00:20:36,553 - So we're even, right? - [Laughs] 381 00:20:36,554 --> 00:20:40,694 Not so much. Mail it to the palace. 382 00:20:41,561 --> 00:20:44,529 Look, Jack, every girl likes getting attention from a handsome Prince. 383 00:20:44,530 --> 00:20:46,628 But uh, I just want you to know that 384 00:20:46,629 --> 00:20:50,388 I feel a lot more comfortable around you than I do anyone else. 385 00:20:50,389 --> 00:20:53,859 Uh, and look, I know these things aren't really your thing, so, uh, let's go. 386 00:20:53,860 --> 00:20:58,279 Whoa, wait a second here, I just climbed 86 floors up the side of this building, 387 00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:04,027 the music's still playing and I think I look kind of dashing. 388 00:21:04,028 --> 00:21:06,968 Do you wanna dance? 389 00:21:27,261 --> 00:21:31,065 I hope you learned that some of those animals I look after are dangerous. 390 00:21:31,066 --> 00:21:34,235 Now don't go anywhere near that Vampire Bat I'm watching, okay? 391 00:21:34,236 --> 00:21:37,240 Don't worry. 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